god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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