Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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