just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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