Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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