Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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