No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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