Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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