If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it was like eating out sand paper
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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