I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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