Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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