So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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