do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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