best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he thought i was a dude.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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