Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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