I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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