Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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