going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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