I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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