My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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