we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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