I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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