i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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