Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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