is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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