Christians are straight up FREAKS
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Your shirt... Was in my pants
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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