no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This toilet bowl is my home.
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