i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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