So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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