She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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