marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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