Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
