Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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