they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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