6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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