Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I wear drunk well.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
