Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
well I can't set my house on fire every night
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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