craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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