if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
