Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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