i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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