I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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