I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I have post one night stand depression
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