i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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