belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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