I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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