"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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