My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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