its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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