Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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