Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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