is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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