She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You can't special order awesome
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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