Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Panties = found
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
