He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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