I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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