My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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