You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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