i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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