I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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