Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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